Hell Yeah!!

Congratulations, Everyone!

Safe Travels &
HAPPY NON-
DENOMINATIONAL
HOLIDAYS

Love,

FrEakquency, Greyscale, & Zingy
The Pwneonta Founding Fathers (and Mother)

Bomb-Ass Beards

Apparently, Music Industry majors love facial hair. There are an abundance of them that go unnoticed, so we at Pwneonta.com have uncovered some of those hidden gems in the department, bringing you the first in our series of special features:

Bomb-Ass Beards

Name: Steve
Year: Junior
Beard Style: The Shagadelic
Quote: "I have no chin, so my beard is a crucial factor in making my face look more normal."




Name: Drew
Year: Senior
Beard Style: Satan's Apprentice
Quote: "I love metal. Having this beard definitely helps
me to rock out when I am listening to metal."





Name: Jake
Year: Junior
Beard Style: King Leonidas
Quote: "I shampoo and condition my beard as often as
possible in order for it to maintain its maximal lustre & shine."





Name: Greg
Year: Junior
Beard Style: The Winter Perma-Shadow
Quote: "Are you kidding me? You think this is good?
Wait until you see me in January."

Oneonta Comedy Troupe

I’ve been running into a lot of funny people around campus. I think a comedy troupe would be really fun and many famous comedians started out in comedy troupes. If you think you’re a funny Person and are willing to give this a try, Email me at DearJimmy1@gmail.com, or leave a comment with your info.

I want about 10 people total. Since I run the comedy shows, we would be opening for all the comedians next semester. Remember you don’t have to be a comedy genius to be in this troupe, just some quick wit and openness and commitment to practicing routines and improv.

Good secret places to Dump?

Hello, AMERICA. This post concerns only Oneonta students. Because my diet consist of plain ground beef and lunchables, I poop atleast 2-3 times a day. But I hate pooping in public bathrooms that receive a lot of traffic. When ever I'm taking a crap and someone rudly intrudes, my butthole tightens up like five year old's yapper who's refusing to take his cold medicine. I was wondering if we can possibly create some kind of system, possibly through text messaging, where we can share the best private tiolets on campus.

I am not completly ruling out a walkie talkie system either (for alerting fellow dumpers if there is are incomming bathroom visitors). Let me know

Comedian Josh Sneed Tonight

Where: Hunt Union Ballroom
When: 9pm
Cost is Free if your a student

Tonight - Chamber Singers + Chamber Orchestra

Tonight!  See the Chamber Singers and Chamber Orchestra together again.

Where: IRC 3

When: 7PM

FREE

Tonight at the Autumn Cafe

Tonight - Mike Lovesick, The Gambler Nun & Radio, Cataline Crime and Cleveland Patrol at the Autumn Cafe!

Hosted by Rock to Cure.

When: 10 PM

Cost: $2, 21+

            $4, 18-20

Post College Stress Disorder?

With jobs disappearing in front of our eyes and technology constantly changing at a rapid pace, you must ask yourself: Am I going to have a job in my field when I get out of college? Is my field even going to exist in two years? Now I told this to my friend and he said "Jimmy stop picking on the music industry majors" but my friend had it wrong.

With our current economy in a slide, few career paths will lead to a guaranteed job out of college. And since your paying so much for college, you should closely follow the job market in your major. Now most of this advice given to me by a professor, so I thought I’d pass it on. But there is hope. As my drunk uncle used to whisper into my ear: "Where there's a will, theres a way." If you know you are good enough to succeed in your major, you should have no doubts despite rocky times. If you are truly devoted to something, the chances of failure are very slim.

Eh, since this post was lame and preachy I’m gonna end it with a even more vomit-enducing short story:

“Once upon a time, A college boy named Jimmy chose a major in mass communication. His dream since toddler-on was to become an Oscar award winning documentarist. He graduated college and started his career but he developed a violent addiction to Nyquil and was sidetracked for five years. After a lengthy and painful rehab, Jimmy discovered that the field of documentary had been illegalized. After Sarah Palin’s historical presidential victory in 2012, She banished documentaries to assure that Michael Moore could never make another movie. In a act of desperation, Jimmy set sail to sea in a old one-man sailboat passed on to him by his great grandfather. He died six days later in a violent orca whale attack. "

P.S: Come to the Last Comedy Show of the Semester, This comming Monday (December 8th) with comedian Josh Sneed! This show is free
At: Hunt Union Ballroom, 9:00 pm

"Don't Forget the Lyrics" @ Hunt

Friday, Dec 5th -- 9pm Hunt Waterfront
CUAC's Late Night Presents:
"Don't Forget the Lyrics" Game Show!

Come strut your stuff and maybe you'll win a prize...

Listserv FAIL?

From: Cashman, Maureen
Subject: Fall 2008 Final Exam Schedule
Date: December 4, 2008 2:20:07 PM EST
To: ENROLLED_STUDENTS@LISTSERV.ONEONTA.EDU

"Dear Student,
It is hard to believe that there is less than 2 weeks left before finals. Please take a moment to (...)"

i is in kollege!?
Is this an egregious grammatical error? Or is there nothing wrong with sending that note to the entire student body? We need an English professor down here, stat! Can anyone offer their insight?

Acoustic Night

On Monday, December 8th, WONY 90.9 FM will present a night of acoustic music. Acts performing include Andrew Horn, and Aaron Hochman… with featured artist, Dan DeVita. This event will be at the Hunt Union Waterfront Café. Doors open at 7 pm and there is no cover charge.

Merry Christmas, Holy Sh!t: Toys for Tots Holiday Spectacular

What: Toys for tots benefit rock show
Who: The Cast Before the Break, James McIlroy, Looking Glass Wars, Ignite Autumn, Harlems
When: Saturday, December 6th, doors open at 6 PM
Where: Fine Arts 212
Cost: free with a suggested monetary donation or new toy

Rock to Cure Open Mic!

Tomorrow - last Rock to Cure open mic of the semester.  With coffee and cookies!

When: Wednesday, December 3, 7PM

Where: Hunt Union Square

Cost: Free

Welcome Back! + Some YouTube clips!

Welcome back guys! Hopefully you all had wonderful breaks and Thanksgivings and are pumped to be back for the home stretch of this semester! Pwneonta continues it's regularly scheduled programming this week.

Let's start off with a couple of amusing clips from the latest episode of The Simpsons where Groening finally got around to making fun of the Cult of the Mac. Enjoy!: