Hello, AMERICA. This post concerns only Oneonta students. Because my diet consist of plain ground beef and lunchables, I poop atleast 2-3 times a day. But I hate pooping in public bathrooms that receive a lot of traffic. When ever I'm taking a crap and someone rudly intrudes, my butthole tightens up like five year old's yapper who's refusing to take his cold medicine. I was wondering if we can possibly create some kind of system, possibly through text messaging, where we can share the best private tiolets on campus.
I am not completly ruling out a walkie talkie system either (for alerting fellow dumpers if there is are incomming bathroom visitors). Let me know
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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I've heard good things about the bathrooms in Human Ecology...
ReplyDeleteOMGZ U SPEELED "toilet" RONG! LERN TEH ENGLISH LAINGEWEGE.
ReplyDeleteKidding of course. More random posts like this are needed. Jolly good show.
If you're in the quad-style buildings, check out the bathrooms in the lobby near the ATM and RD offices. They're usually pretty unused, one stall so people won't walk in once they see that its occupied.
ReplyDeleteFailing that, Alumni Hall upstairs by admissions. They have fucking COUCHES up in that bitch.
all the girls bathrooms throughout the public buildings have couches. but they're pretty useless. who thinks, oh gee, i want to take a nap in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteanyway, wish i could help. but girls don't poop.
I agree with most of the comments here... including the uselessness of couches in the girls' bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteseriously... the trick is to use clean bathrooms and just ignore other ppl coming along... unless they're being noisy in which case you may wanna call for a courtesy flush.
otherwise, use the public bathrooms by the RA cages and there's always moving to a suite / apt where you have a private bathroom.
Nobody ever goes into the Wilsbach bathroom except for the "rush" times like noon and 6pm. Thank god I live near Wils! I'm vegan and I poop WAY more that you!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I have some places but i refuse to tell you because they will no longer be secret!!
ReplyDeletei can't tell you how many times i've pooped in the bathroom on the 3rd floor of the library. there has never been anyone in there.
i just drop trou behind the bushes in front of IRC
ReplyDeletethis is the most retarded post ever
ReplyDeletegirls do poop
ReplyDeletesorry to burst you bubble
Upper floors of Milne!
ReplyDeletethird floor of the library, alumni, and always the bathrooms in the lobbies of the dorms.
ReplyDeletefor guys, fitzelle is kinda busy during class change but the layout is pooper friendly since the stalls are away from the urinals... i want to pose a qestion..
ReplyDelete-Why are we ashamed of pooping in public? christ we all do it who cares but word of advice... courtesy flush
The locker rooms at the field house are largely empty during the day. They are well lit, have the hooks to hang your personal affairs,and have the most elegant of sink basins. Hunt and Netzer are also sparse during classes.
ReplyDeleteBut usually i go poop at Hartwick.