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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bomb-Ass Beards

Apparently, Music Industry majors love facial hair. There are an abundance of them that go unnoticed, so we at Pwneonta.com have uncovered some of those hidden gems in the department, bringing you the first in our series of special features:

Bomb-Ass Beards

Name: Steve
Year: Junior
Beard Style: The Shagadelic
Quote: "I have no chin, so my beard is a crucial factor in making my face look more normal."




Name: Drew
Year: Senior
Beard Style: Satan's Apprentice
Quote: "I love metal. Having this beard definitely helps
me to rock out when I am listening to metal."





Name: Jake
Year: Junior
Beard Style: King Leonidas
Quote: "I shampoo and condition my beard as often as
possible in order for it to maintain its maximal lustre & shine."





Name: Greg
Year: Junior
Beard Style: The Winter Perma-Shadow
Quote: "Are you kidding me? You think this is good?
Wait until you see me in January."




Posted by FrEakquency at 4:27 PM

5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 13, 2008 at 10:01 PM

    Jake is douche.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 13, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    hahaha, pnweonta is the best!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 14, 2008 at 12:22 AM

    I submit that, having sat next to him last spring in COMP 100, Greg's January beard is quite epic.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    drews little bit of stubble does not deserve to be on this list... there are better beads in MI

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  5. AnonymousDecember 16, 2008 at 11:04 AM

    Best post ever...
    So how about Bomb-Ass Breasts for your next post.

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