Apparently October is the month of a long-ass list of crazy shit including, but not limited to:
Breast cancer Awareness Month

Chili Month
Down Syndrome Month
Go Hog Wild! Eat Country Ham Month
Positive Attitude Month
Sarcastics Awareness Month
Vegetarian Month
Right-Brainers Rule Month
Domestic Violence Awareness Month
Eat Better, Eat Together Month
ETC...
HOLY SHIT. October is about the Lord of Darkness and Metal, AND THAT'S IT. Your mother's cute little flowers are dying, the trees are dying, and the coldness just adds to the misery. At the peak of all this (Halloween) we decide "Fuck it! I want to see what I look like dead before I end it all!" by dressing like some douche bag zombie (way too many goddamn zombie movies by the way, I'll save that for another time).
"But I was Peewee Herman last Halloween and I hate metal!" you might say.
First, Fuck You
Second, You're trying to suppress the thought of suicide
So bend over and take it all in. October is the beginning of a series of shitty months, so cheers to those that hate the winter. Positive Attitude Month, I have a nice salty pair of balls for you to polish off.
Wheres the Metal? oh yeah, right here. A little Cannibal Corpse for ya ear holes.
BRUTALLLLL
"But I was Peewee Herman last Halloween and I hate metal!" you might say.
First, Fuck You
Second, You're trying to suppress the thought of suicide
So bend over and take it all in. October is the beginning of a series of shitty months, so cheers to those that hate the winter. Positive Attitude Month, I have a nice salty pair of balls for you to polish off.
Wheres the Metal? oh yeah, right here. A little Cannibal Corpse for ya ear holes.
BRUTALLLLL
I love you for the Cannibal.
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