Fuckin' A, I can't wait for November 5th

I cannot fucking wait until November 5th. Seriously. 5 days more of this Election is about 5 days more than I can take anymore. I am personally way more invested in this Election then any before. I'm absolutely addicted to CNN right now. Maybe then it's my own fault that I've let this drive me so crazy. Whatever. Here is a list of the Top 10 things that if I hear one more time I may just flip:

10) Random Ignorant Voter: "Obama's a damn A-Rab!"

9) Joe Biden: "If it looks like a duck, and if it quacks like a duck.." <--- STFU Biden, JEEZ.

8) Paranoid Voter: "Obama's going to be assassinated man, it's inevitable." <--- C'mon Now

7) Nutty Obamaites: "MCCAIN's JUST LIKE BUSH!" <--- Meh, at least McCain can put a sentence together. Also, they look almost nothing alike.

6) Joe the 'fucking' Plumber <--- SHUT UP, the same goes for Tito the Builder, and Idiot the Moron.

5) Dumb Voter: "Obama's gonna raise taxes! It's gonna be a disaster!" <--- Remember that part of Superman when Kevin Spacey said WRONG really dramatically?

4) "Obama's a Socialist!" <--- Please refer to the aforementioned Kevin Spacey clip.

3) "We need "victory" in Iraq, not surrender!" <--- Victory? Really? I wasn't aware our troops were in Iraq playing soccer. Besides, I thought the Mission was Accomplished back in '03.

2) Sarah 'fucking' Palin saying ANYTHING. <--- Instead of having the Republican National Convention spend $150,000 on clothes for Palin, why don't they invest in a gold plated muzzle?

1) Maverick ---> aslkjdlkjawijd God friggin' Damnit: Top Gun SUCKED and so does this slogan. Whenever someone utters this word around me from now on it will instantly trigger my 'backhand reflex.'

As shown in this video from The Daily Show earlier this week, I'm clearly not alone.




Oh, and don't forget to vote!