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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Want an insurance plan? Learn Mandarin.

As of this weekend, China has become the third nation in the world to successfully launch a spacewalk. Ignore it, embrace it, write books about it, but whatever you do, get a profit from it. Why worry about spending $700 billion to bail out insurance? We're one ocean away from all the insurance we need! Grab on while the going rate is cheap! What are we worried about? America isn't going to disappear, and with a big enough stake in the new guy, like any ripe elder we get to ride our own special kind of social security.

All this recent economic doom-talk leaving a bad flavor in your mouth? Give ol' Big Red of the Pacific a chew.

~ N.A.Z.

4 comments:

  1. Hahahahah this post is made of utter win, simply because you referred to China as Big Red.

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  2. This is only the beginning I'm afraid... Russia, China, and India are all developing space programs that will land men on the moon and beyond... and they will discover what is truly there... and it will change everything.

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